Okay, I promised Colby that I wouldn't blog this story, but I can't resist. So, you know those new commercials for Viagra where they sing "Viva Viagra!" to the tune of the old Elvis song? Well, Dade was singing "Viva Viagra!" over and over again driving me nuts. I finally said, "You shouldn't be singing about that when you don't even know what it is." Dade replies, "I know what it's for." "What?," I bravely inquire. Dade spells it out for me, "S-E-X." Nice. I asked him where he learned that. "From the commercials!," he stated matter of factly.
Another Dade doozy from this weekend: He's watching a car insurance commercial where 16-year-olds are getting their licenses. He asks, "Do you have to renew your license?" Yes. "Do you have to take the test?" Only if you get a ticket. "Well, then Brody will know that test really well." Why?? "Because he's going to get a lot of tickets."
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